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It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
My dad went to go get milk.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉