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What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.