Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
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Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
