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Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"