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Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"