Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how orphans don't have a family. So, when they see a bag of chips labeled "family-size," they can't get it because, well, they ain't got no family! Ha! You probably choke on air sometimes, you're so dumb.