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What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Get off of here, kids!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.