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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
