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What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
LOL only HK fans get it
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.