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What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.