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You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

----> [] get in the door.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

So 666-3629, so get it?

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.