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Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Do nut get in my way.

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Do nut get in my way.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel!

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.