Get jokes

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

Why did the ducky get arrested?

He got caught selling quack.

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he can't get home.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

You soak balls, get it?

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.

Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.