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You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?