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What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.