What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
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