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Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to skull.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!