Get jokes

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Get off of here, kids!

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!