What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.