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What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.