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I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

Getting ready for gangbang.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.

What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.