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Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.