An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Get Jokes
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
