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What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!