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Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!