What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
