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Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

For fingering the minor.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.