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Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Memes
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.