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Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!