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Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."