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What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

What is a paedo's favourite time of year?

Halloween because they get free delivery.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Why was the train late?

It kept getting sidetracked.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!