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A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.