What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
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Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
