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My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!