Get jokes
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?