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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
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Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
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Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.