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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.