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Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Memes
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
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Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.