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When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.