Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
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A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
