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Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)