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Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.