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Why can't you eat cereal?

Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

Why do they have fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have anty-bodies.

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?

A: A no-bell prize.

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...

Then it hit me!

How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!

Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

What time do babies get dirty?

Playtime.