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Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"