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What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Memes
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.