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What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
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The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!