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How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.