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Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know how to get to home.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."