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Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.