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Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*