What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
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How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
