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Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

How do you get a cow to eat?

Give it mooshrooms!

Why did the koala cross the road?

To get to the big tree.

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.

The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.

Why did the koala climb the tree?

To get to the other branch. :)

He made it, don't worry!

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

So they can get in the cast!

When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove, but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"