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I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Can I get a HOYA?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?