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what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.