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Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.