Geography

Geography jokes

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Fire

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Africa

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Memes

Flag

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Africa

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Mexican

Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?

Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.

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  • Whale

    Me: So you two girls are from England?

    Girls: Wales.

    Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

    Food

    “Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”

    “No.”

    “Neither have they.”

    Water

    Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

    Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

    Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

    Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

    Volcano

    What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

    They both erupt when triggered.

    IQ

    What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

    The average IQ increases in both places.

    Dream

    The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.