What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Do you know what the W in Africa stands for? Water!
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Which country is next to USA? USB
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
