Geography jokes
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.