Geography jokes
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.