Geography jokes
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.