Geography jokes
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Memes
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?