Geography jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Memes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.