Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Geography Jokes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
