Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Do you know what the W in Africa stands for? Water!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
