Geography jokes
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" π€£
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Iβve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!