Geography jokes

Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."