Geography jokes
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Memes
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.