Geography jokes

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

What is the poorest country in the world?

Poortugal...

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!