Geography

Geography jokes

Wall

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Twin

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Wordplay

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Memes

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Kid

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Girl

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Bathroom

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Seagull

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

Satellite

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Book

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Penaldo

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣