What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
