Geography jokes

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.