Geography jokes
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.