Geography jokes
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.