Geography jokes
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!