Geography jokes
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.