Geography jokes
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Memes
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.