Geography jokes
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.