Geography jokes
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Memes
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.