In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
