Geography jokes
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.