Geography jokes
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Water?
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.