Geography jokes
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Water?
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?