Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
