Genius jokes
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Chat is this real??
MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????
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Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said… I still wish I was… Read more
jack stauber is a genius
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more