Genius Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Subject

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Stephen Hawking

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Stephen Hawking

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Memes

Turtle

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

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Tesla

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Man

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Stephen Hawking

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.

Dribble

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Wheelchair

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Stephen Hawking

Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?

Robot

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

Memes

MF DOOM

MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????

A picture with two overlaid images. In the background, there is a black and white image of MF DOOM. Overlaid with a red circle, there is a picture of two women. The text at the bottom reads: "Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host. Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast. MF DOOM, "MEAT GRINDER" GENIUS"

Lawyer

The image shows 50 Cent looking off to the side with a serious expression. Text on the image says: "Diddy did it, But my lawyer's so good that Diddy got acquitted", followed by "50 CENT, 'I GET MONEY (FORBES 1, 2, 3 REMIX)'" and the word "GENIUS".

Flu

Chat is this real??

A tweet by Carti Fans with the handle @NeonCarti that says 'Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19'. The tweet includes a screenshot of text that reads 'In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh) will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major events for months (slatt) and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)'. Below it says 'PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN" GENIUS'. The picture features Playboi Carti with a peace sign.

Lion

The image is a split panel comparing "1 trillion lions" to "the sun". Below this is a comment stating "The lions would win if they attacked at night" followed by an image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening".

Name

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Word

Lmao

The image shows three laughing emojis above the text "Only a genius can say these four words four times really fast." Below that, the words "EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED" are displayed in red.

Song

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

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