Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Genius Jokes
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
