MF DOOM jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!