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    • Flappy.

    amy uwu

    tf is uwu

    send me the link

    https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/n4dVskY-mCjGOqGF?utm_source=manual

    Use mine!

    It’s better

    https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/spaces/9349601/feed

    Wade

    It’s better

    smh smh tryna boost those referrals i see

    deadpool did you see the new trailer

    Matcha

    tf is uwu

    another chat website that a lot of us are on and you can use it to see locations to see where people live

    also, ¥’s not dagger

    he’s someone more…

    Matcha

    deadpool did you see the new trailer

    Obviously lol

    what’s the wors

    αmy

    smh smh tryna boost those referrals i see

    Shhhhh

    Wade

    Obviously lol

    nice

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i can see that. it also isn't dagger jr.

    yeah

    i’m not at liberty to say who it is cause i value our friendship

    Chexers

    Balls

    ballsack

    HAIII YALL RHEVSHEH

    Chexers

    Balls

    Holy ballsacks it’s cheesy Chex mix with dix tix

    Chexers

    HEYYYY YALLL

    hey who u

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    long time no see

    HII LONG TIME NO SEEEE

    MY AIRPODS JUST DIED KMS

    Matcha

    hey who u

    That’s Chex

    CHEXY DO I GET A HI SMH.

    Matcha

    hey who u

    She got banned with me agesss ago...

    Wade

    That’s Chex

    chex mix??

    Wade

    Holy ballsacks it’s cheesy Chex mix with dix tix

    YES

    Chexers

    Balls

    it’s chex

    hi cosmetic

    y’all i just joined the uwu crew thingy

    Idk if i know both of yall

    Chexers

    HII LONG TIME NO SEEEE

    I'm sorry for getting u banned with meeee

    Flappy.

    CHEXY DO I GET A HI SMH.

    😔

    Chexers

    Who u again

    i’m new here my name is rachel

    HAIIII FLAPPY TAPPY

    Flappy.

    😔

    uwu

    Chexers

    HAIIII FLAPPY TAPPY

    YOU DIDNT RESPOND ON UWU SMHH

    Matcha

    i’m new here my name is rachel

    Welcum

    i am hungry

    i crave nourishment

    Flappy.

    YOU DIDNT RESPOND ON UWU SMHH

    Bc im not on uwu that much

    ISTG IVE BEEN SPENDING WAY YOO MUCH TIME WITH MY MAN

    Chexers

    Welcum

    nahhh ain’t no way you just spelled welcome like that

    ElsatheAquarius

    Chex, it's El

    ^^^^ I missed youuuu !

    Matcha

    nahhh ain’t no way you just spelled welcome like that

    I did believe it

    i crave

    Chexers

    I did believe it

    cool

    is what i crave

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u crave toast

    NO.

    look bro i dated him for a week

    it did not end well

    i crave a smoothie

    hanging ourselves

    like blended ice with mango

    do y’all date on here

    mango would be so good rn

    Matcha

    do y’all date on here

    MADI AND JAKE

    Matcha

    do y’all date on here

    yeah jake and madi

    ElsatheAquarius

    Chex ain't no way u ignoring me rn

    ^^^ CHEXY I'm El. ^^^

    Chexers

    Bc im not on uwu that much

    STILL RUDE SMHSMH

    ElsatheAquarius

    ^^^ CHEXY I'm El. ^^^

    (i think she saw buddy)

    flappy i’m listening to never

    Heroin Monkey

    wje ships

    y’all dating on a fuckin jokes website is cringe

    rn it sounds really red and maroonish

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i think she got that

    she's ignoring meeeee

    Matcha

    y’all dating on a fuckin jokes website is cringe

    tell that to jake, and get banned

    Matcha

    y’all dating on a fuckin jokes website is cringe

    ok

    it tastes like blood which is really uncomfortable

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    tell that to jake, and get banned

    real

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    tell that to jake, and get banned

    y’all be so defensive on here

    i hate when songs do that bro it’s also a lot more common than you think

    it’ll just taste like straight blood

    Heroin Monkey

    wje ships

    who’s shipped with who

    ElsatheAquarius

    Go on then

    who do you want shipped on wje

    Matcha

    who’s shipped with who

    Oh this

    but it’s enough to tolerate

    Are we talking about ships?

    Heroin Monkey

    who do you want shipped on wje

    Wade + Cosmo lol

    I definitely have the most

    ElsatheAquarius

    Wade + Cosmo lol

    nnnoooo

    Wade

    Are we talking about ships?

    no we’re talking about how a lot of songs taste like blood

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    YES

    a little enthusiastic there bud

    αmy

    no we’re talking about how a lot of songs taste like blood

    I

    Wade

    I definitely have the most

    wait what was that song you wanted me to listen to

    HOLY SHIT FLAPPY

    αmy

    wait what was that song you wanted me to listen to

    Soemthings in my Ass

    IT CHANGED

    ITS AO BLUE AND GREEN

    YEA I CHANGED I TOLD U THAY

    THE VOCALS ARE VIOLET

    Heroin Monkey

    who do you want shipped on wje

    Hmmmm Sooplosh + Perc

    ITS SO CRYTALY

    ITS YUMMY IT TASTES LIKE CAKE

    αmy

    ITS SO CRYTALY

    what

    AND SAMOSA

    Flappy.

    what

    CRYSTALY

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    hiii =3

    We shipped u with Perc lol

    Wade

    Soemthings in my Ass

    what

    Matcha

    what

    wades kina weird

    Matcha

    what

    The meme song

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    amy + toast

    please stop, i’ve been through that with him before and it’s really annoying

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    why?

    it hurts

    Flappy.

    wades kina weird

    i can see that

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    amy + toast

    *Wade

    the frequency makes my brain feel really weird and i don’t like it

    Matcha

    i can see that

    like like

    Wade

    *Wade

    ^^^^

    how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    how about wade + toast + cosmo

    100%

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    how about wade + toast + cosmo

    Yeah, one of u can be the third wheel

    i’m listening to the song wade

    Matcha

    how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

    I’ve seen Toast

    Matcha

    how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

    Don't matter

    Wade

    I’ve seen Toast

    y’all face revealed before?

    never mind i am not anymore.

    Matcha

    how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

    Loads of peeps on here have seen me

    Comment deleted by Cosmologistinterntobe

    y'all better not ship me with anyone.

    Heroin Monkey

    who should i get shipped with

    hmmmmm maybeeee hmmmmm idk :(

    Why tf are you guys asking to be shipped

    Please do not ship me with anyone

    ElsatheAquarius

    Who should i get shipped with?

    who is a boy

    No i mean who should i be sipped with that is a boy

    ElsatheAquarius

    No i mean who should i be sipped with that is a boy

    shipped*

    oh emily was here

    EMILYYY

    COME BACK WE SHOULD GC

    NOOO 😔

    WAIT ILL BE BACK IN LIKE THREE MINUTES

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    ded chat

    third time someones said this

    urfavvirgo

    nvm I’m back

    EMILY

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Gaghiel

    where do you get these pictures

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    jake, stop stalking

    jakes on

    I need mental and physical health rn. i think i broke my back

    you always have igood memes

    where do you get them friend?

    Toast ツ

    where do you get them friend?

    i get them from memedroid.com

    its mostly political stuff, i only take the funny ones

    Heroin Monkey

    i get them from memedroid.com

    ahh

    HEYY TOASTTTTTTTT

    havent been sleeping enough lately

    Chexers

    havent been sleeping enough lately

    damn

    you should get more sleep

    today i only got 2 hours of sleep

    noo but i wanna talk to him:(

    wsp i have been taking a break from the website for a while

    also what socials u got toast?

    Chexers

    today i only got 2 hours of sleep

    dude you should be taking a nap right now

    i gtg bye i should be focusing in school

    Heroin Monkey

    dude you should be taking a nap right now

    im in school

    Chexers

    also what socials u got toast?

    Youtube, Reddit, Discord, TikTok, Twitter

    i look mentally unstable even tho i already am

    Toast ツ

    Youtube, Reddit, Discord, TikTok, Twitter

    whats ur tiktok

    Anonymous

    Imagine being at school

    real

    theres gonna be a lot of cool guy users idk which one is u

    Anonymous

    Imagine being at school

    whos at school

    my tiktok is @yttoast4128]

    I am the one who is ingenious

    bruh send it again bc im too lazy to fix it for u

    Heroin Monkey

    whos at school

    Chex

    Toast ツ

    }

    which one bro

    my acc is private

    I plan to go to the dr in soon

    ive been sick for the [ast 3 daus

    Anonymous

    huh

    the x in your name is the twitter logo

    the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

    the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

    the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

    Comment deleted by Heroin Monkey
    Chexers

    the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

    lol

    I get to skip two weeks of school next week I’m so happy

    Anonymous

    Yallll I’m so happy rn

    WHYYY TELL USSSSSs

    Anonymous

    I get to skip two weeks of school next week I’m so happy

    HAUHH WHYYY

    Anonymous

    I get to skip two weeks of school next week I’m so happy

    LUCKY

    I’m going to fly for 14 hours 🤠

    Heroin Monkey
    Image

    holesum

    Anonymous

    I’m going to fly for 14 hours 🤠

    yo how old r u

    Heroin Monkey

    guys dogs or cats

    ctas.

    but if its corgi ill accept it

    𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕏 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖 or 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕝 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖

    Anonymous

    𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕏 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖 or 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕝 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖

    second

    Chexers

    i love cats

    chex wanna see mine

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    but i l love cats better

    ike ill be their slave

    Heroin Monkey

    dogs are just superior

    i can find a photo of my dog online

    dogs are cool but cats are more cool

    hi fappy laffy taffy

    Toast ツ

    hey flappy

    hey toast

    Toast ツ
    Image

    default cat

    Toast ツ
    Image

    ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    ITS SO FUCKING CUTE I WANNA KISS IT

    Chexers

    hi fappy laffy taffy

    hi chexy rexy wexy

    my catkeeps following me around lately shes so annoying

    i love cats so much

    shes not even my favorite cat

    i dont know why she does that

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    Heroin Monkey

    my dog

    FLOOFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ORUCDHGUIHD I WANNA PET IT

    Heroin Monkey

    my dog

    its legs don't match

    Comment deleted

    I USED TO HAVE A CAT LIKE THAT I CALLED HER KITKAT

    but she died bc my bullies killed him

    i did the same thing

    i did the same thing to them

    Chexers

    i did the same thing

    😬

    BAUIKHSOUAHSPUAOBS

    youre so interesting

    Heroin Monkey

    4chan is so out of pocket

    I LOVE 4CHAN

    AWWWW BRO

    Heroin Monkey

    also my dog

    hes also mean hes scared of everyone but my family

    BUT HES SUCH A CUTIEEE SHSBSBSNS

    Heroin Monkey

    hes also mean hes scared of everyone but my family

    MY CAT

    Chunke Monke

    FUQING TALK SOMEONE

    HEY POOKIE

    Baby hotline please hold me 🗣️🔥 close to you 🗣️❤️

    Pretty good man gonna go to a workout really soon

    *A fraction of my cookies*

    And took them to school

    And everyone ate them

    hey toat

    toasty

    toast

    Toast ツ

    How are you?

    sucky

    parents, i have a humongous pile of hw, i haven’t been able to sleep in 3 days

    hold on i gtg

    i can’t

    i even tried taking nyquil and melatonin pills and shit

    αmy

    parents, i have a humongous pile of hw, i haven’t been able to sleep in 3 days

    homework on what

    αmy

    i even tried taking nyquil and melatonin pills and shit

    try harder

    αmy

    i even tried taking nyquil and melatonin pills and shit

    drink a ton of vodka, pass out, and sleep.

    done w school 😋

    me and toast are working on a project in facs

    not here

    no

    probably not

    oh ik you

    idk i just know you

    i never rlly interacted w you

    oh hi jake

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    opal if that's you I'm gonna ban the account pretty soon

    It wasn’t me

    Heroin Monkey

    drink a ton of vodka, pass out, and sleep.

    damn i wish

    Opal lol

    It wasn’t me

    sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    you spawned out of nowhere when he mentioned opal

    Chunke Monke

    you spawned out of nowhere when he mentioned opal

    literally

    TOAST

    Chunke Monke

    you spawned out of nowhere when he mentioned opal

    But we’re pals I would never do that

    hey toast

    Toast ツ

    how are you?

    I am fine

    Opal lol

    I am fine

    thats good

    Toast ツ

    How are you?

    not the best, how are you?

    Toast ツ

    damn why?

    i can explain ovr uwu if you dont mind, i aint explaining in a oublic chat 😭

    xin

    i can explain ovr uwu if you dont mind, i aint explaining in a oublic chat 😭

    alr

    Opal lol

    But we’re pals I would never do that

    tf does dat have to do wit any ting?

    He isn’t a pedophile that’s what I’m saying

    but you're literally the one who created the "cosmo is a pedophile" acc

    We’re legit friends

    it's the internet you can literally js fcking backstab anybody

    Chunke Monke

    it's the internet you can literally js fcking backstab anybody

    But u wiu

    Anonymous

    Yall quit yapping

    wazzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

    Chunke Monke

    wazzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

    Wsg

    Opal lol

    But u wiu

    why are you blaming it on me now?

    Opal lol

    But I wouldn’t

    ^

    Opal lol

    But I wouldn’t

    considering you've made 20+ accounts, i'm pretty sure u would

    Chunke Monke

    considering you've made 20+ accounts, i'm pretty sure u would

    I don’t troll with alts anymore

    i had covid for liek 3 days nd it was fuqing hell

    Opal lol

    I don’t troll with alts anymore

    clearly u still do since u js got called out

    Chunke Monke

    clearly u still do since u js got called out

    IM NOT THE COSMO PEDO GUY

    Chunke Monke

    how do u know?

    I trust opal

    Chunke what happened to when you were just goofy

    Chunke Monke

    big mistake

    why?

    Opal lol

    Chunke what happened to when you were just goofy

    that's feet lust, im chunke

    chunke munke gets angy when he get no banana and kfc

    Can I give you a banana then

    Chunke Monke

    no, my uncle gave me one already

    Incest????

    i was wearing socks and i said no homo

    Imagine living in Texas

    🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

    mongus

    penis everyone!

    Opal lol

    FEETLUST WSG

    sum ting wong wit yo skin color

    Anonymous

    Feetlust is chunke?

    no, IM THE FEET GOD

    R3Y

    sum ting wong wit yo skin color

    ?

    DADDY LUKE AFK

    IS DADDY

    GOD

    DID YOU SEE HIS NEW VIDEO

    R3Y

    sum ting wong wit yo skin color

    “Sum ting wong” 🐱🥢🍽️

    Anonymous

    DID YOU SEE HIS NEW VIDEO

    naurrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Comment deleted by αmy

    me don't see it

    Comment deleted

    i eat skibidi pills from ohio so yes very sussy

    I only have a couple of minutes but sure

    Ashley LOOK AT ME! 🫦🫦🫦Hey what’s cooking good looking 👀 OOF I GYATT something in my eye 🥵🥵!!! I got that level 3 Duke Dennis bomboclat dog skibidi rizz. 👍👍

    NOT ASHLEY LOOK AT ME

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

    i is the have the crush on the ashley

    This is what it’s like to be known as drad

    me dont liek dread heads

    they look liek bird nest

    dis look very sussy baka

    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

    me not the racist

    i not racist either bruva

    man sum times i wish i can lick my balls liek a cat

    R3Y

    man sum times i wish i can lick my balls liek a cat

    not based

    R3Y

    man sum times i wish i can lick my balls liek a cat

    I ate your cat

    ooooooooooooooooooo toast got caught in 4k ong frfr no cap on my life

    Anonymous

    I ate your cat

    i got herpes from eating pussy

    oh wait ur talking bout cats

    tee hee

    Toast ツ

    NO

    YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    R3Y

    i got herpes from eating pussy

    🐱🥢🍽️

    yum yum rice from china

    great wall of china

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    i fight ppls in china wit chop stick

    i poke dem wit it

    Y’all have broken humor

    ching chong my ding dong is vewy wong and long

    Opal lol

    Y’all have broken humor

    no u

    u liek watching cats fart on eachother doing the griddy on grimace

    Opal lol

    Racist smh

    I’m literally Asian 💀💀💀💀💀

    R3Y

    u liek watching cats fart on eachother doing the griddy on grimace

    You need to stop being gen alpha

    WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE MY DAD HELP

    Opal lol

    You need to stop being gen alpha

    oki then i will become gen beta

    Anonymous

    WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE MY DAD HELP

    no he looks liek za guy who did dat gangnam style

    feet

    yum

    feet

    😠😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤🖕🖕🖕

    yum yum feet

    goes hard with toe crust

    toe nail clippings

    toe hairs

    oily feet

    crusty feet

    foot fungus

    I accidentally sent my clueless dad photos of Luke afk

    really dead

    dead

    bruh where is everyone 😭

    I don’t know you a lot but if you need anything or just wanna talk just talk to me yknow

    You seem like a really cool guy

    Yum Myan

    I don’t know you a lot but if you need anything or just wanna talk just talk to me yknow

    well thank you man

    Heroin Monkey

    hey guys

    Yo was ist los mit du

    https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3997969/Money?refGallery=random&page=13&goComments=1

    Is it a lil silly willy to factor completely 4y^2 + 24y + 32 for fun?

    Heroin Monkey
    Image

    STOP RN

    Heroin Monkey

    who

    Your images

    Make them leave the mine radius

    Heroin Monkey
    Image

    They sure are

    ive already posted them as memes on my account

    i already have 18 pages of memes on my account

    best meme guy on the site

    Anonymous

    Get the bombs.

    We goin to texas toastie.

    Anonymous

    We goin to texas toastie.

    I’m going to Wuhan

    Anonymous

    I’m going to Wuhan

    r u blowing up anyones house?

    Stop with the memes they’re not funny

    I feel like you’re ginger irl Toast

    Anonymous

    Stop with the memes they’re not funny

    suck my balls - boba tea

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    I just have a feeling you’re ginger

    I think heroin monkey is blonde

    Toast has brown hair, which then I think may is ginger lol

    Anonymous

    Toast has brown hair, which then I think may is ginger lol

    Kys.

    Anonymous

    Do you got the bombs?

    I'm white

    CAUSE IM BOMBING GUSES FUCKING HOUSE

    Also ingenious i aitn gigner my hair is pink nd brown

    Anonymous

    Kys.

    I don’t feel like it

    May what’s with you and Alastor?

    Oh im pissed at him, ima murder him. He didnt show up for chess.

    Y’all know each other irl?

    https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-make-shrek-the-national-bird?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_11158880_en-US%3A7&recruiter=1330739330&recruited_by_id=8903abf0-c9ef-11ee-a10e-bd646fe10d00&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&share_bandit_exp=initial-11158880-en-GB

    Toast get your ass back here before youre grounded.

    Toast ツ

    CHEX AND LEO

    hiii

    hi angel,hi toast hi heroin

    i’ve been on here for exactly 2 months!!!!

    gus was on quotev but didnt text me back nd ik he was on his computer or whtvr cause he was on wje but still didnt tet me back nd the second i got on wje he stopped saying stuff

    its so weird to fart while taking a shit and while ur on ur period and take a piss at the same time

    Chexers

    its so weird to fart while taking a shit and while ur on ur period and take a piss at the same time

    uhh

    do u think gus is upset w/ me?

    no

    Toast ツ

    XIN

    TOAST

    i think im just over thinking

    Heroin Monkey

    who gus

    Mine.

    Anonymous

    hiii xin

    hii leo

    xin

    TOAST

    Im going to adopt you.

    Anonymous

    i think im just over thinking

    prbably