Jack Stauber: A Genius

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Flappy.

amy uwu

tf is uwu

send me the link

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/n4dVskY-mCjGOqGF?utm_source=manual

Use mine!

It’s better

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/spaces/9349601/feed

Wade

It’s better

smh smh tryna boost those referrals i see

deadpool did you see the new trailer

Matcha

tf is uwu

another chat website that a lot of us are on and you can use it to see locations to see where people live

also, ¥’s not dagger

he’s someone more…

Matcha

deadpool did you see the new trailer

Obviously lol

what’s the wors

αmy

smh smh tryna boost those referrals i see

Shhhhh

Wade

Obviously lol

nice

Cosmologistinterntobe

i can see that. it also isn't dagger jr.

yeah

i’m not at liberty to say who it is cause i value our friendship

Chexers

Balls

ballsack

HAIII YALL RHEVSHEH

Chexers

Balls

Holy ballsacks it’s cheesy Chex mix with dix tix

Wade

Holy ballsacks it’s cheesy Chex mix with dix tix

ill touch ur dix tix

Chexers

HEYYYY YALLL

hey who u

Cosmologistinterntobe

long time no see

HII LONG TIME NO SEEEE

MY AIRPODS JUST DIED KMS

Matcha

hey who u

That’s Chex

CHEXY DO I GET A HI SMH.

Matcha

hey who u

She got banned with me agesss ago...

Wade

That’s Chex

chex mix??

Wade

Holy ballsacks it’s cheesy Chex mix with dix tix

YES

Chexers

Balls

it’s chex

hi cosmetic

y’all i just joined the uwu crew thingy

Idk if i know both of yall

Chexers

HII LONG TIME NO SEEEE

I'm sorry for getting u banned with meeee

Flappy.

CHEXY DO I GET A HI SMH.

😔

Chexers

Who u again

i’m new here my name is rachel

HAIIII FLAPPY TAPPY

Flappy.

😔

uwu

Chexers

HAIIII FLAPPY TAPPY

YOU DIDNT RESPOND ON UWU SMHH

Matcha

i’m new here my name is rachel

Welcum

i am hungry

i crave nourishment

Flappy.

YOU DIDNT RESPOND ON UWU SMHH

Bc im not on uwu that much

ISTG IVE BEEN SPENDING WAY YOO MUCH TIME WITH MY MAN

Chexers

Welcum

nahhh ain’t no way you just spelled welcome like that

ElsatheAquarius

Chex, it's El

^^^^ I missed youuuu !

Matcha

nahhh ain’t no way you just spelled welcome like that

I did believe it

Cosmologistinterntobe

u crave toast?

no

i crave

Chexers

I did believe it

cool

is what i crave

Cosmologistinterntobe

u crave toast

NO.

look bro i dated him for a week

it did not end well

i crave a smoothie

hanging ourselves

like blended ice with mango

do y’all date on here

mango would be so good rn

Matcha

do y’all date on here

MADI AND JAKE

Matcha

do y’all date on here

yeah jake and madi

ElsatheAquarius

Chex ain't no way u ignoring me rn

^^^ CHEXY I'm El. ^^^

Chexers

Bc im not on uwu that much

STILL RUDE SMHSMH

ElsatheAquarius

^^^ CHEXY I'm El. ^^^

(i think she saw buddy)

flappy i’m listening to never

Heroin Monkey

wje ships

y’all dating on a fuckin jokes website is cringe

rn it sounds really red and maroonish

Cosmologistinterntobe

i think she got that

she's ignoring meeeee

Matcha

y’all dating on a fuckin jokes website is cringe

tell that to jake, and get banned

Matcha

y’all dating on a fuckin jokes website is cringe

ok

it tastes like blood which is really uncomfortable

Cosmologistinterntobe

tell that to jake, and get banned

real

Cosmologistinterntobe

tell that to jake, and get banned

y’all be so defensive on here

i hate when songs do that bro it’s also a lot more common than you think

it’ll just taste like straight blood

Heroin Monkey

wje ships

who’s shipped with who

ElsatheAquarius

Go on then

who do you want shipped on wje

Matcha

who’s shipped with who

Oh this

but it’s enough to tolerate

Are we talking about ships?

Heroin Monkey

who do you want shipped on wje

Wade + Cosmo lol

I definitely have the most

ElsatheAquarius

Wade + Cosmo lol

nnnoooo

Wade

Are we talking about ships?

no we’re talking about how a lot of songs taste like blood

Cosmologistinterntobe

YES

a little enthusiastic there bud

αmy

no we’re talking about how a lot of songs taste like blood

I

Wade

I definitely have the most

wait what was that song you wanted me to listen to

HOLY SHIT FLAPPY

αmy

wait what was that song you wanted me to listen to

Soemthings in my Ass

IT CHANGED

ITS AO BLUE AND GREEN

YEA I CHANGED I TOLD U THAY

THE VOCALS ARE VIOLET

Heroin Monkey

who do you want shipped on wje

Hmmmm Sooplosh + Perc

ITS SO CRYTALY

ITS YUMMY IT TASTES LIKE CAKE

αmy

ITS SO CRYTALY

what

AND SAMOSA

Flappy.

what

CRYSTALY

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

hiii =3

We shipped u with Perc lol

Wade

Soemthings in my Ass

what

Matcha

what

wades kina weird

Matcha

what

The meme song

Cosmologistinterntobe

amy + toast

please stop, i’ve been through that with him before and it’s really annoying

Cosmologistinterntobe

why?

it hurts

Flappy.

wades kina weird

i can see that

Cosmologistinterntobe

amy + toast

*Wade

the frequency makes my brain feel really weird and i don’t like it

Matcha

i can see that

like like

Wade

*Wade

^^^^

how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

Cosmologistinterntobe

how about wade + toast + cosmo

100%

Cosmologistinterntobe

how about wade + toast + cosmo

Yeah, one of u can be the third wheel

i’m listening to the song wade

Matcha

how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

I’ve seen Toast

Matcha

how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

Don't matter

Wade

I’ve seen Toast

y’all face revealed before?

never mind i am not anymore.

Matcha

how about we don’t ship people who haven’t fucking seen each others faces before

Loads of peeps on here have seen me

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Heroin Monkey

who should i get shipped with

Me

y'all better not ship me with anyone.

Heroin Monkey

who should i get shipped with

hmmmmm maybeeee hmmmmm idk :(

Why tf are you guys asking to be shipped

Please do not ship me with anyone

ElsatheAquarius

Who should i get shipped with?

who is a boy

No i mean who should i be sipped with that is a boy

ElsatheAquarius

No i mean who should i be sipped with that is a boy

shipped*

EMILYYY

COME BACK WE SHOULD GC

NOOO 😔

WAIT ILL BE BACK IN LIKE THREE MINUTES

Cosmologistinterntobe

ded chat

third time someones said this

urfavvirgo

nvm I’m back

EMILY

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Gaghiel

where do you get these pictures

Cosmologistinterntobe

jake, stop stalking

jakes on

I need mental and physical health rn. i think i broke my back

you always have igood memes

where do you get them friend?

Toast ツ

where do you get them friend?

i get them from memedroid.com

its mostly political stuff, i only take the funny ones

Heroin Monkey

i get them from memedroid.com

ahh

havent been sleeping enough lately

Chexers

havent been sleeping enough lately

damn

today i only got 2 hours of sleep

noo but i wanna talk to him:(

wsp i have been taking a break from the website for a while

also what socials u got toast?

Chexers

today i only got 2 hours of sleep

dude you should be taking a nap right now

i gtg bye i should be focusing in school

Heroin Monkey

dude you should be taking a nap right now

im in school

Chexers

also what socials u got toast?

Youtube, Reddit, Discord, TikTok, Twitter

i look mentally unstable even tho i already am

Toast ツ

Youtube, Reddit, Discord, TikTok, Twitter

whats ur tiktok

Anonymous

Imagine being at school

real

theres gonna be a lot of cool guy users idk which one is u

Anonymous

Imagine being at school

whos at school

my tiktok is @yttoast4128]

I am the one who is ingenious

bruh send it again bc im too lazy to fix it for u

Heroin Monkey

whos at school

Chex

Toast ツ

}

which one bro

I plan to go to the dr in soon

ive been sick for the [ast 3 daus

Anonymous

huh

the x in your name is the twitter logo

the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

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Chexers

the twitter logo looks like a porn logo

lol

I get to skip two weeks of school next week I’m so happy

Anonymous

Yallll I’m so happy rn

WHYYY TELL USSSSSs

Anonymous

I get to skip two weeks of school next week I’m so happy

HAUHH WHYYY

Anonymous

I get to skip two weeks of school next week I’m so happy

LUCKY

I’m going to fly for 14 hours 🤠

Heroin Monkey
Image

holesum

Anonymous

I’m going to fly for 14 hours 🤠

yo how old r u

Heroin Monkey

guys dogs or cats

ctas.

but if its corgi ill accept it

𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕏 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖 or 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕝 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖

Anonymous

𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕏 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖 or 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝕝 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖

second

Chexers

i love cats

chex wanna see mine

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Heroin Monkey

dogs are just superior

disagree

but i l love cats better

ike ill be their slave

Heroin Monkey

dogs are just superior

i can find a photo of my dog online

dogs are cool but cats are more cool

hi fappy laffy taffy

Toast ツ

hey flappy

hey toast

Toast ツ
Image

default cat

Toast ツ
Image

ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE I WANNA KISS IT

Chexers

hi fappy laffy taffy

hi chexy rexy wexy

my catkeeps following me around lately shes so annoying

i love cats so much

shes not even my favorite cat

i dont know why she does that

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Heroin Monkey

my dog

FLOOFYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ORUCDHGUIHD I WANNA PET IT

Heroin Monkey

my dog

its legs don't match

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I USED TO HAVE A CAT LIKE THAT I CALLED HER KITKAT

Chexers

I USED TO HAVE A CAT LIKE THAT I CALLED HER KITKAT

AWW

but she died bc my bullies killed him

i did the same thing

i did the same thing to them

Chexers

i did the same thing

😬

BAUIKHSOUAHSPUAOBS

youre so interesting

Heroin Monkey

4chan is so out of pocket

I LOVE 4CHAN

Heroin Monkey

also my dog

AWWWW BRO

Heroin Monkey

also my dog

hes also mean hes scared of everyone but my family

Heroin Monkey

hes also mean hes scared of everyone but my family

BUT HES SUCH A CUTIEEE SHSBSBSNS

Heroin Monkey

hes also mean hes scared of everyone but my family

MY CAT

Chunke Monke

FUQING TALK SOMEONE

HEY POOKIE

Baby hotline please hold me 🗣️🔥 close to you 🗣️❤️

Pretty good man gonna go to a workout really soon

*A fraction of my cookies*

And took them to school

hey toat

toasty

Toast ツ

How are you?

sucky

parents, i have a humongous pile of hw, i haven’t been able to sleep in 3 days

hold on i gtg

i can’t

i even tried taking nyquil and melatonin pills and shit

αmy

parents, i have a humongous pile of hw, i haven’t been able to sleep in 3 days

homework on what

αmy

i even tried taking nyquil and melatonin pills and shit

try harder

αmy

i even tried taking nyquil and melatonin pills and shit

drink a ton of vodka, pass out, and sleep.

done w school 😋

me and toast are working on a project in facs

not here

no

probably not

oh ik you

idk i just know you

i never rlly interacted w you

oh hi jake

The Unknown King of Moderation

opal if that's you I'm gonna ban the account pretty soon

It wasn’t me

Heroin Monkey

drink a ton of vodka, pass out, and sleep.

damn i wish

Opal lol

It wasn’t me

sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you spawned out of nowhere when he mentioned opal

Chunke Monke

you spawned out of nowhere when he mentioned opal

literally

TOAST

Chunke Monke

you spawned out of nowhere when he mentioned opal

But we’re pals I would never do that

hey toast

Toast ツ

how are you?

I am fine

Opal lol

I am fine

thats good

Toast ツ

How are you?

not the best, how are you?

Toast ツ

damn why?

i can explain ovr uwu if you dont mind, i aint explaining in a oublic chat 😭

xin

i can explain ovr uwu if you dont mind, i aint explaining in a oublic chat 😭

alr

Opal lol

But we’re pals I would never do that

tf does dat have to do wit any ting?

Chunke Monke

tf does dat have to do wit any ting?

He isn’t a pedophile that’s what I’m saying

Opal lol

He isn’t a pedophile that’s what I’m saying

lol

but you're literally the one who created the "cosmo is a pedophile" acc

Opal lol

We’re legit friends

"friends"

it's the internet you can literally js fcking backstab anybody

Chunke Monke

it's the internet you can literally js fcking backstab anybody

But u wiu

Anonymous

Yall quit yapping

wazzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

Chunke Monke

wazzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

Wsg

Opal lol

But u wiu

why are you blaming it on me now?

Chunke Monke

why are you blaming it on me now?

No sorry typo

Opal lol

But I wouldn’t

^

Chunke Monke

how's life?

I have covid

Opal lol

But I wouldn’t

considering you've made 20+ accounts, i'm pretty sure u would

Chunke Monke

considering you've made 20+ accounts, i'm pretty sure u would

I don’t troll with alts anymore

i had covid for liek 3 days nd it was fuqing hell

Chunke Monke

i had covid for liek 3 days nd it was fuqing hell

Damn

Opal lol

I don’t troll with alts anymore

clearly u still do since u js got called out

Chunke Monke

clearly u still do since u js got called out

no

Chunke Monke

clearly u still do since u js got called out

IM NOT THE COSMO PEDO GUY

Chunke Monke

how do u know?

I trust opal

Chunke what happened to when you were just goofy

Chunke Monke

big mistake

why?

Opal lol

Chunke what happened to when you were just goofy

that's feet lust, im chunke

Chunke Monke

that's feet lust, im chunke

Be feet lust again

chunke munke gets angy when he get no banana and kfc

Can I give you a banana then

Chunke Monke

no, my uncle gave me one already

Incest????

Anonymous

Incest????

i was wearing socks and i said no homo

Imagine living in Texas

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

Opal lol

FEETLUST WSG

sum ting wong wit yo skin color

Anonymous

Feetlust is chunke?

no, IM THE FEET GOD

DaRey1Cray

sum ting wong wit yo skin color

?

DaRey1Cray

sum ting wong wit yo skin color

“Sum ting wong” 🐱🥢🍽️

Anonymous

DID YOU SEE HIS NEW VIDEO

naurrrrrrrrrrrrr

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i eat skibidi pills from ohio so yes very sussy

I only have a couple of minutes but sure

Ashley LOOK AT ME! 🫦🫦🫦Hey what’s cooking good looking 👀 OOF I GYATT something in my eye 🥵🥵!!! I got that level 3 Duke Dennis bomboclat dog skibidi rizz. 👍👍

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

i is the have the crush on the ashley

This is what it’s like to be known as drad

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

man sum times i wish i can lick my balls liek a cat

DaRey1Cray

man sum times i wish i can lick my balls liek a cat

not based

DaRey1Cray

man sum times i wish i can lick my balls liek a cat

I ate your cat

ooooooooooooooooooo toast got caught in 4k ong frfr no cap on my life

Anonymous

I ate your cat

i got herpes from eating pussy

Toast ツ

NO

YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DaRey1Cray

i got herpes from eating pussy

🐱🥢🍽️

Anonymous

🐱🥢🍽️

yum yum rice from china

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i fight ppls in china wit chop stick

Y’all have broken humor

ching chong my ding dong is vewy wong and long

Opal lol

Y’all have broken humor

no u

u liek watching cats fart on eachother doing the griddy on grimace

Opal lol

Racist smh

I’m literally Asian 💀💀💀💀💀

DaRey1Cray

u liek watching cats fart on eachother doing the griddy on grimace

You need to stop being gen alpha

WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE MY DAD HELP

Opal lol

You need to stop being gen alpha

oki then i will become gen beta

Anonymous

WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE MY DAD HELP

no he looks liek za guy who did dat gangnam style

DaRey1Cray

no he looks liek za guy who did dat gangnam style

For real

mal 🌸

ew

😠😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤🖕🖕🖕

I accidentally sent my clueless dad photos of Luke afk

really dead

dead

bruh where is everyone 😭

I don’t know you a lot but if you need anything or just wanna talk just talk to me yknow

You seem like a really cool guy

Yum Myan

I don’t know you a lot but if you need anything or just wanna talk just talk to me yknow

well thank you man

Heroin Monkey

hey guys

Yo was ist los mit du

https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3997969/Money?refGallery=random&page=13&goComments=1

Is it a lil silly willy to factor completely 4y^2 + 24y + 32 for fun?

Heroin Monkey

who

Your images

Make them leave the mine radius

Heroin Monkey
Image

They sure are

ive already posted them as memes on my account

i already have 18 pages of memes on my account

Anonymous

Get the bombs.

We goin to texas toastie.

Anonymous

We goin to texas toastie.

I’m going to Wuhan

Anonymous

I’m going to Wuhan

r u blowing up anyones house?

Stop with the memes they’re not funny

I feel like you’re ginger irl Toast

Anonymous

Stop with the memes they’re not funny

suck my balls - boba tea

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I just have a feeling you’re ginger

I think heroin monkey is blonde

Toast has brown hair, which then I think may is ginger lol

Anonymous

Toast has brown hair, which then I think may is ginger lol

Kys.

Anonymous

Do you got the bombs?

I'm white

CAUSE IM BOMBING GUSES FUCKING HOUSE

Also ingenious i aitn gigner my hair is pink nd brown

Anonymous

Kys.

I don’t feel like it

May what’s with you and Alastor?

Oh im pissed at him, ima murder him. He didnt show up for chess.

Y’all know each other irl?

https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-make-shrek-the-national-bird?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_11158880_en-US%3A7&recruiter=1330739330&recruited_by_id=8903abf0-c9ef-11ee-a10e-bd646fe10d00&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&share_bandit_exp=initial-11158880-en-GB

Toast get your ass back here before youre grounded.

hi angel,hi toast hi heroin

i’ve been on here for exactly 2 months!!!!

gus was on quotev but didnt text me back nd ik he was on his computer or whtvr cause he was on wje but still didnt tet me back nd the second i got on wje he stopped saying stuff

its so weird to fart while taking a shit and while ur on ur period and take a piss at the same time

Chexers

its so weird to fart while taking a shit and while ur on ur period and take a piss at the same time

uhh

do u think gus is upset w/ me?

no

Toast ツ

XIN

TOAST

i think im just over thinking

Anonymous

hiii xin

hii leo

xin

TOAST

Im going to adopt you.

Anonymous

i think im just over thinking

prbably