Genius jokes

What’s better than Stephen Hawking?

Stephen walking.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

What do you call a smart pig?

A Swinestein.

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.