What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
Chuck Norris is a genius for this : Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
