Genius jokes
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
3+3=****
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”