Genius jokes
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
3+3=****
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.