where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die? A: He lost internet connection
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
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My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
