Genius jokes
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!