Genius

Genius jokes

Lawsuit

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”

Difference

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Dog

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Intelligence

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Mozart

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.