Generation Jokes

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aw hell naw

dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"

What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy

Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, "I'm famous i get one" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well im president of cource i get one" and obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since your the future or our generation take the last one" the little girl hugs obama and says, "Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack"

When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them

what was my great grandpas last words

SHIT MG42!!!

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*

At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".

What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!

In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF

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Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”