Generation jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
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