Generation jokes
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”