Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
Me: What the diffrtn between me and my grandpa? Friends: What? Me I've been alive for the past 14 years
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials
At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”
A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
