Gender jokes
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Memes
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.