Gender jokes
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.