How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
