My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Gender Jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
