Gender jokes

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"