Gender jokes
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!