Gender jokes
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.