Gender jokes
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Memes
Does everybody agree that this is correct or just me?
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.