Gender jokes
Why do men have penises? They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Girls are whores.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!