Gender jokes
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.