How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
