Gender jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?

A Doyoulickalotapuss.

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

*Later that day*

W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.