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A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

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    • Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

    H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

    W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

    *Later that day*

    W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

    H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

    Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

    I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

    I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

    What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

    What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.

    When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

    What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

    You don't want your computer to go down on you.

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.