Gender jokes

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

What sayd the man to the woman??

Go to the kitchen lol.

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?

A Doyoulickalotapuss.

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

*Later that day*

W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.