Gender jokes
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Your dad is your mom.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).