Gender jokes
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"