Gender jokes
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Hi, I’m gay.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.