Gender jokes
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.