Gender jokes
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Hi, I’m gay.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.