Game Jokes

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop

Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield

Time for a Terraria joke

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls

My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]

What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee... "No Balls"

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

'Fortnite'

kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show

what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja

why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

cause they'll eat the bat

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.

how did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing! haha

How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!