Game jokes
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.