Game jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!