Game jokes
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Memes
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Doom is eternal.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.