Game jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Memes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Doom is eternal.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!