Game jokes
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Doom is eternal.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.