Game jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Memes
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Doom is eternal.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!