Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! ๐คฃ
Game Jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ๐๐๐๐
Why canโt orphans play poker? Because they donโt know what a full house is.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Why canโt you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
