Game jokes

You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Animal jokes, eh?

Toucan play at that game.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

"Me fa so?"

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!