Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Doom is eternal.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.