Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ππππ
Doom is eternal.
Memes
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.