Game

Game jokes

Penis

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Tower

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is! ๐Ÿคฃ

Cricket

What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

A bat.

Memes

Strike

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Orphan

Why canโ€™t orphans play poker? Because they donโ€™t know what a full house is.

Pooh

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

Chess

Why can't British people play chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Abortion

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Kill Streak

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

Card

Why canโ€™t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Batter

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Rapist

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.