
Game jokes
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
