Game jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.