Game jokes
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Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
What time is fun?
Time for games!
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!