Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.