Game jokes
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Baseball is awesome!
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!