Game jokes
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Memes
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.