Game jokes
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Memes
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.