What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Game Jokes
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
