Game jokes
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Memes
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.