Game jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.