Game jokes
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Memes
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.