Game jokes
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.