Game jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.