Game jokes
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
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What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.