Game jokes
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Memes
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Games
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.