Game jokes

Gaming, uh?

You masturbate...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

What do you call ball drama?

Joke: CookVR

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

What did jptheflip win while playing this server?

Craft.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Games

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"