Game jokes

What do you call ball drama?

Joke: CookVR

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

What did jptheflip win while playing this server?

Craft.

Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?

They never get to home!

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?

Not wanted.

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

Why do orphans play baseball?

So they can touch home.

MISSING!!

MISSING!!

Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Last found - Practicing tap ins.

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

Might be dangerous towards good players.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't go home.