Game jokes

Gaming, uh?

Joke: CookVR

What do you call ball drama?

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

What did jptheflip win while playing this server?

Craft.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

What do you call a 18+ animal jam?

Play Wild!

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because they finally have a home.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

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