Game jokes
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
InTrEsT
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.