Game jokes
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Games
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Memes
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Pokemon
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Amogus.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.