Game jokes
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.