Game jokes
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Games
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Pokemon
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Amogus.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.