Game jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Minecraft movie
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Pokemon
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.