Game jokes
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Minecraft movie
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Pokemon
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.