Game jokes
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Games
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Minecraft movie
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Pokemon
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Amogus.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!