I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Listen up, dummy! This joke is playing on the name of a famous soccer player, Lionel Messi, who people often call "Pessi" when he loses a big game. The joke replaces "Einstein" with "Pessistein" and uses academic lecture context to make fun of Pessi's reputation for choking in important games. The professor is teaching about how greater big games result in a higher likelihood of bottling. Get it? Probably not, because you're about as sharp as a marble.
