Game jokes
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Pacman 200 balls
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Memes
Tom aint Tom
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Pool testing 123.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.