Game jokes
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Memes
For those who know
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Pool testing 123.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.