Game jokes
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Memes
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Pool table.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.