Game jokes

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Pool testing 123.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they get love.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know how to get to home.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)