Game jokes
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.