Game jokes
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
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Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Pacman 200 balls
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"