"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
