Game jokes
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!