Game jokes
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Pacman 200 balls
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"