Game

Game jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."

Guy: "What's the bad news?"

Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."

Guy: "Good news?"

Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."

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    • Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

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    • Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She didn't have any arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.

    Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

    In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

    So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

    What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

    You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

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