Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
Game Jokes
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
