Game jokes
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"