Game jokes
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I love playing games with my family.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Games
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Awesome, amazing game!