Game jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I love playing games with my family.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.