Game jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Orange you glad to see me?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.