Game jokes
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Games
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Awesome, amazing game!
Baseball is awesome!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!