Game jokes
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.