Game jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Orange you glad to see me?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Bomb goes Uno.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)