Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Game Jokes
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Games
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Awesome, amazing game!
Baseball is awesome!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
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